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HopeisNotaCourseofAction writes:

in response to andforhisnexttune:

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...and later overheard...

CDD "Sally, you know I have not watched the D in games cuz I'm so involved scheming the next offensive possession. So what do we need to work on first in practice - getting off blocks, tacking, covering receivers, getting in the correct formations and positions, rushing the QB?"

CSS "Er uh, we do all of those real good Coach."

CDD "Really, how did Troy get over 700 yards on us?"

CSS "700 yards, no way. We won that game Coach."

CDD "Yeah, you are right, let's knock off early and get a hotdog. We are playing Missouri anyway, they are new to the SEC and will not be used to playing big boys pants teams like us."

CSS "Playing who - Missouri? They aren't in the SEC are they? And pass me the mustard Coach."

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