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HooRay_Vol writes:

HELP WANTED: The University of Tennessee is seeking a head football coach for a full time position. Duties include losing to Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Vanderbilt, South Carolina, Mississippi State, Missouri and occasionally Kentucky. No experience necessary. Must be willing to travel. Losing coaches will be bought out so you can get paid without having to do any work for several years after you are gone.

To apply, contact Dave Fart immediately!

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