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collegegrovebilly writes:

Here is an example of a Dave "Alabama" Hart coaching interview. The coach has been sitting in Hart's office for 10 minutes while Hart was in the shower getting the tanning bed smell out. Hart walks in fashionably late like the diva he is.

Hart says i have handpicked you to work for me, Dave Hart, former assistant AD at the University of Alabama who is playing for their 3rd NC in four years. Upon taking on this drastic reclamation project, I Dave Hart, former assistant AD at the University of Alabama who is playing for their 3rd NC in four years, knew i had my hands full. With my vast and unsurpassed football knowledge , I Dave Hart,former assistant AD at the University of Alabama who is playing for their 3rd NC in four years, will guide you every step of the way. I will make sure you are running the right offense and defense against your opponents every week. I will make sure you are recruiting the right players for my system and hold you and only you accountable if you fail.

Now, welcome to the organization of Dave Hart, former assistant AD to the University of Alabama who is playing for their 3rd NC in four years. When do you want to move here?

The coach being interviewed makes the pat excuse, "let me talk to my family first" and quickly leaves the room. Five minutes later he is on the phone with his agent negotiating an extension with his current team.

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