Just like Kiffin, vacuum cleans up Vols

Photo by Oreck

Special edition Tennessee Volunteers Oreck XL Vacuum is available at $299 at selected Oreck Clean Home Centers in Tennessee.

Tennessee has proved it can clean up in recruiting under first-year coach Lane Kiffin. Now, it can help you clean up at home.

Just crank up the Oreck XL Vacuum Cleaner and watch the Power T overwhelm dirt, dust, allergens and all the rest of the gunk accumulating in your home. The special edition vacuum comes in orange and black and sports the UT logo.

Don’t panic! That doesn’t mean the Vols have added black to their traditional orange and white colors.

“Tennessee Volunteers” is displayed prominently on the front of the vacuum, whose direct suction produces a 102 miles per hour airflow, according to David Oreck. That’s faster than Nu’Keese Richardson.

The vacuum has a multi-layer hypo-allergenic filtration system that eliminates 99.99 percent of allergens. That’s more efficient than a Monte Kiffin defense.

And, like a Monte Kiffin defense, the vacuum is built for speed. At 9 pounds, it’s lighter than Terrence Cody’s helmet.

You can buy a UT special-edition Oreck XL Vacuum Cleaner for less than it costs UT to rent a helicopter for recruiting. It’s only $299, and that comes with a free annual tune-up.

You can find the nearest Oreck Clean Home Center at www.oreckstore.com.

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