Comments by BambooBoy

Written on Cordarrelle Patterson arrives to lofty expectations:

in response to OrangePsyched:

This will be the most explosive offense that we have had since the Manning era. This will get us a lot of offensive recruits during the year. If our D takes to the 3-4 and yes I know we will be multiple but the 3-4 will be our primary then I won't concede any game this year. I will go into every game expecting the Vols to finish on top. Let's start testing those air raid sirens.

Amen!! Who needs a running game and a strong O-line to succeed in the SEC? All hail our Air Raid!! Air Dooley is in da house!!

Written on Cordarrelle Patterson arrives to lofty expectations:

in response to DonK37920:

Brother, how you get that I'm a gator fan by responding to a question raised by a fellow Vol fan on this board is beyond me? It's okay for fans to raise questions and be critical of the team after the last few years. I didn't say lets fire Dooley now. I simply agreed that his time of "filtering expectations" has run out.
You can't simply label everyone as a Gator fan who says something other than we will go undefeated and win a NC this year and every year from now on. I guess it could have been worse and you could have called me a Bama fan.

You're a Gator!! Admit it!! You wear orange and blue undies!! To question my Dooley is to question the very essence of the University of Tennessee!! Support my Dooley or go back to Gainesville!! Traitor Gator!!

Written on Tyler Smith's signing with Rangers a blow for Serrano :

The Plan is still in motion! Believe in The Plan! Believe in Serrano!!

Written on Vonn Bell includes Tennessee in final seven :

Vonn's in the bag! My Dooley will not fail! Long live my Dooley!

Written on David Climer: National media finally notice Derek Dooley's seat has caught fire:

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Written on David Climer: National media finally notice Derek Dooley's seat has caught fire:

in response to 10seVol85_Part_Deux:

Butterbrains, it isn't a "Dooley mistake" that we're recovering from. It is the Fulmer-firing and Kiffin-hiring mistakes that we are in the midst of the years it will take to recover from.

Right-o!! Kiffin only took 13 months to completely destroy our foundation! I hate it when people point out the 5-7 anomalies Fulmer had in 2005 and 2008 - other than that we had AWESOME football teams under him! My Fulmer is a genius, and now my Dooley follows in his foosteps!!

Written on Columbia pitcher switches to Vanderbilt over UT:

I never liked him anyway! Go to Vandy! Don't be a part of The Plan!! You will pay, traitor!!

Written on A&M freshman QB Manziel arrested:

Just what we need - another thug program in the SEC that is the complete opposite of our godly program! We are a bastion of virtue, and everybody should follow our lead!

Written on David Climer: National media finally notice Derek Dooley's seat has caught fire:

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Written on Govols247: Offensive tackle commits to Vols :

in response to 14th_rated_sec_coach:

I have to agree with this post. If you say anything negative about Dooley then you are considered a "Troll" and all the woosies on here will suggest to remove your comment though given Dooley's record on number of losses, losing to Kentucky, playing favorites with certain players and bad team gpa he should get some criticism. Most of the fans on here will not allow anyone to say anything about the great Derek Dooley and his lack of instutional control...they will call you a non vols fan and threaten to kick you arse like they did "greatest"

To attack Dooley is to attack the core of everything that is Big Orange! You are a troll for slandering my Dooley!! The holy trinity of Hart, Cheek, and Dooley is the very glue that holds together our great institution! You should be beaten for suggesting otherwise! You are a phony! I am not! RA RA SIS BOOM BAAAA!!!

Written on Dispute may have lost strength :

Sorry KNS saints!! I didn't know "skank" was a bad word. But it's just another lesson on my way to entire sanctification, and I will soon be as holy (and maybe as sexy) as your leader John Adams! AND my Dooley!!

Written on Dispute may have lost strength :

in response to Witch_Doctors:

Witch Doctor say uh no, no ones wants to see you pics of you dressed up like women((??)) whats your problem dude? geez keep it classy.
Bones never lie.

But Witchy, I'm on your side! Why dost thou forsake me? I'm all for getting these uppity women out of our hair and giving more power to Hart - just like you! Besides, if you saw me in a dress, I might be able to turn you!! BambooBoy never lies!

Written on Bud Ford, John Painter honored by SID peers :

Witchy said it best when he called Ford a loser!! Both Ford and Painter are traitors to the Vol Nation!! Dave Hart is our Big Orange Jesus - bow down and worship!

Written on Dispute may have lost strength :

in response to Witch_Doctors:

Witch Doctor say GO VOLS!!! yea right...Witch Doctor say Hart needs to hatchet a few more.
Bones never lie.

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Written on John Adams: Mock it down, UT an offensive attraction:

14-0!! National title!! Crystal ball trophy!! Dooley is crowned emperor for life on The Hill!! Mark it down, or my name ain't BambooBoy!!

Written on John Adams: Mock it down, UT an offensive attraction:

Our offense is not the only attraction - I think John is looking really hot lately! Ooops...can one come out on this site!! Teeheee!!!

Written on John Adams: Mock it down, UT an offensive attraction:

We're ready to crow!! Top offense in the nation!! Who needs a running game? You can win in the SEC without a running game! As long as Terrific Tyler and Da'Riffic are here, we are going to win so many games!! National title, here we come!!

Written on Summitt, Catchings to serve on council to empower women and girls through sports:

Women belong in the kitchen! Go bake me a pie, wenches!!

Written on No APR penalties for UT men, women:

We'll soon be near the top in academia after Jimmy The Cheek makes us a Top 25 research university!! Believe in Cheek!! Believe in Hart!! Believe in my Dooley!! BELIEVE IN ORANGE!! GO FIGHT WIN!!

Written on No rush at midnight by Cuonzo Martin after recruiting restrictions lifted:

I'm Gonzo for Cuonzo!!!! SEC champs this year, or my name ain't BambooBoy!!

Written on Dave Hart says he will be advocate for Title IX:

Hart just has the say this for good PR. I have total faith that he will undermine Title IX and restore our REAL sports team - all MEN - back to their former glory!! Go get em, Alabama Dave, and ROLL VOLS ROLL!!!

Written on Former players rekindle memories for Phillip Fulmer:

in response to frblalack:

Obviously you are living in the past! You should either support the University of Tennessee or post on another website, miscreant!

All Vols - All the Time - Vol for Life - Believe in the Big Orange!

True dat, frblack!! To bash the Holy Trinity of Hart, Cheek, and Dooley is to turn your back on the Mighty Orange!! All should be flogged for dissing this terrific trio!!

Written on Former players rekindle memories for Phillip Fulmer:

You can't say rectum on here, Bipolar Cub!! KNS saints, do your job and ban this infidel!!

Written on Former players rekindle memories for Phillip Fulmer:

in response to frblalack:

Coach Dickey reinvigorated the football program & brought the Vols back to respectability. Coach Majors left his imprint on the Vols rise to the upper echelon. Coach Fulmer is the epitome of what it means to be a Tennessee Vol! He surrounded himself with greatness & spoke from the heart! He was the BEST coach of his generation in college football! Now we have Coach Dooley! I cannot help but believe we are on the verge of establishing ourselves as perennial contenders for Not the SEC but for National Championships! I believe there will come a time when Coach Derek Dooley is spoken of with the same reverence as that reserved for Coaches Fulmer, Majors, Wyatt...and who knows? The General would be proud of the way our Coach has endured the criticism, and yet found the resolve to continue building a new legacy for OUR Tennessee Vols! I for one can't wait for the naysayers who bashed Coaches Fulmer & Dooley to tuck tail & disappear.

Vol fans, WE are on the cusp of greatness.

I BELIEVE in the Big Orange - All Vols - Forever!!!

Amen, brother! Look what he did at La Tech - sheer genius!! And that Dolphin offense was incredible when he was the tight end coach at Miami!! We have a wonder coach in our mist, and all the haters will retract what they said when we play that bowl game in Nashville this year!! GO FIGHT WIN!!

Written on Mike Strange: Dandy Dozen opens with a view to a kill :

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Written on Jackson is No. 1 pick in Rocky Top League draft:

The Rocky Top League is a wonderful barometer for future talent!! It will guarantee our success this year!! Throw down, VFL basketballers!!

Written on Arkansas earns CWS berth with 1-0 win over Baylor:

SEC!!!SEC!!!!WE'RE WINNING!!!!! WHEN THE SEC WINS, UT WINS!!!! YAAAAAAY!!!! GO FIGHT WIN!!!

Written on Tennessee has three commitments from area players for the 2013 class. Should the Vols continue down this path?:

K-town players are the best!! We need some from Grace Academy and the Episcopal School of Knoxville to don the orange and white!! Maybe a few mighty Karns Beavers!! Nothing like football in K-town!!

Written on Derek Dooley, Vols climb Mount LeConte:

Rename it Mount Dooley!! After the greatest SEC coach (soon to be) of ALLL TIIIIMME!!

Written on Mike Strange: Serrano hopes 'cornerstone' class stays intact:

Suppport Serrano!! This was the best last-place team ever in the history of the SEC!! Believe in The Plan! Believe in Orange!!!

Written on Suspect in Auburn fatal shooting has court record:

My condolences to the Auburn community. God bless the Tigers.

Written on Mike Strange: Serrano hopes 'cornerstone' class stays intact:

"We have to think in the best interest of next year but also the longevity of the program,'' Serrano said.

Give him 5 years and we will be back in the SEC tourney!! Patience, Vol fans! Patience!

Written on Mike Strange: Serrano hopes 'cornerstone' class stays intact:

Believe in The Plan! Believe in Serrano, a true VFL!!

Written on Peyton's new place is Shanahan's old house:

Appropriate place because my Peyton will be the head coach there after he wins four SBs and has a statue made in his honor!! GO ORANGE CRUSH!!!

Written on Alabama wins NCAA women's softball title:

in response to BambooBoy:

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I'm sorry, KNS Saints!! I promise to not say that again! Please...I'm trying to be as godly and righteous as you!! I want to be like Jesus John Adams!! I wanna be a saint, too!! In the SEC!! Saint SEC!!!!

Written on CAK WR Josh Smith busy after committing to Tennessee :

We don't need blue chippers!! We have talent in our Class A private schools!! Dooley can see beyond the star ratings - he is such an excellent evaluator of talent! Look what he did at La Tech!! My Dooley makes me...ooooooohhh, yeaaaahhhh....

Written on Alabama wins NCAA women's softball title:

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Written on Eric Lauderdale makes All-America in rowing :

If it's Eric - congrats on resurrecting our cherished men's athletic program! If it's Erica - get outta that boat and bake me sum pie!!

Written on CAK wide receiver Josh Smith 'in complete shock' after offer from Vols:

What a STUD!! Went to the Buckeye camp!! We have a blue chipper!! I luvs me sum Dooley!!

Written on SEC regains tie to Independence:

YES!! Shreveport, here we come! I cant' wait! GO FIGHT WIN!!

Written on Peyton Manning airs it out and looks good:

in response to 45ReVOLver:

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Peyton majored in speech communications.

Written on CAK's Brett Kendrick picks UT :

in response to VolinCalif:

Greatest/Gomer.
Oh to be great.There is nothing that can compete with the image one dreams up about themselves.
How great we are. Why can't others see this? On and on you go. Now you talk about being located in Tuscaloosa, a bowl roller, but I and everyone on this site know you are an End-Stink-Gator, to the very core. Nothing more. For the IQ you demonstrate you appear to process some marvelous traits.
Your ability to grasp more than one subject is micro thin.
The magnetic one word vocabulary, you have beaten to death.
You process an uncanny ability to get someone to read and type for you.
The ability to keep your counting to less than ten is outstanding. You could use your toes.
Someone trained you very well on the Aphorism "If you say it enough someone will believe it."
Not one time have you demonstrated the faintest knowledge of the game of football. A near impossibility.
You appear to have the ability to be tutored or at least you're prudent enough to listen to your typist.
You certainly show your ability to recognize the problems and efforts that another might encounter when trying to pick-up sand with a sifter.
You are very quick to recognize and acknowledge the efforts and achievements of others.
But enough of this flattery, others not only recognize your abilities, but bow twice a day in your honor.
Wow what guy's, what a person, or whatever. Keep it coming there is a believer somewhere.
Go Vols 9-3 plus a bowl . Naa make that 10-2 plus a bowl. Dooley sneaking up a holler. Love that Dooley

I LUVS ME SUM DOOLEY!!

Written on Peyton Manning airs it out and looks good:

Got rid of my Colts stuff (I never really liked them anyway) and got my Bronco gear!! All UT fans need to support the other Orange Crush!! Peyton will win three straight SBs and fly a Mile High in Denver!! GO BIG ORANGES!!

Written on Raven Chavanne: 'We'll be back' :

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Written on CAK's Brett Kendrick picks UT :

in response to Won_and_Done:

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I can take him! I'm 6'10", 285, and can run 3.2 in the 40! Dooley was my trainer!!

Written on CAK's Brett Kendrick picks UT :

in response to collegegrovevol:

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You are a fake! Your love for UT is not true! Dooley is our Jesus and, along with Cheek and Hart, is part of our Holy Trinity! If you are not baptised with Doolaid in the name of the Hart, the Dooley, and the Cheek, then you are full of sin and headed to h-e-double hockey sticks!

Written on CAK's Brett Kendrick picks UT :

in response to BIVOLAR_BEARE:

Uhh, bammer was recruiting this 4* as well, DA!

What does DA mean, Bipolar Beer?

Written on CAK's Brett Kendrick picks UT :

To beat out Arky State for a big lineman is awesome! They are a Sun Belt powerhouse! We are turning the corner! Fear the orange! We're coming Shreveport!!

Written on Oregon sends Lady Vols home from WCWS, 3-1:

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Written on John Adams: SEC honors Tennessee-Tide tradition in football :

I'm glad my Dooley gets to keep playing his idle Saban - a holy and righteous man, by the way!

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