Comments by Central_IL_Vol

Written on Dave Hart already a big Butch Jones fan :

in response to SevenT:

First whiff was when Chuckie laughed out loud at the UT job offer.

Second when Charlie Strong turned down Tennessee to stay at Louisville everyone knew the UT program was in the complete dumpster.

I think it is hilarious that PHart is now bragging about hiring the third or fourth person on the hiring list.

Next season Bobby Petrino's Western Kentucky team will wax Tennessee and all the vol fans will be calling for Jones' head.

Just Saying

First: YOU ARE A MORON!

Second: YOU ARE A FLY ON A PILE OF phooey

Third: YOU ARE A HORSE'S ARSE

JUST SAYING!

Written on Tar Heels, Gamecocks to open in Charlotte in 2015:

in response to stevefrommemphis:

Meanwhile, Tennessee season ticket holders will be purchasing tickets to the big UT vs Alabama-Birmingham game that day.

Did you, bhy chance, happen to look at who comes to town the following week? I'll help you, it's the Oklahoma Sooners!!

If you had half a brain, you would delete your MORONIC comment!

http://www.fbschedules.com/ncaa/sec/t...

Written on Mike Strange: With conference expansion should come the expansion of league games :

I don't want to hear ANYTHING about the Vols playing "weak" OOC schedule from now through 2017, especially having to travel to Oregon this year!

2014:
08/30 - Chattanooga
09/13 - at Oklahoma

2015:
09/05 - UAB
09/12 - Oklahoma
09/26 - at Connecticut

2016:
09/03 - Connecticut
09/10 - at Nebraska

2017:
09/02 - Southern Miss
09/09 - Nebraska
09/23 - at Memphis

http://www.fbschedules.com/ncaa/sec/t...

Written on Texas A&M's stadium to exceed Neyland:

in response to WetumpkaThumpa:

Even the defending National Champ Gumps had trouble filling Bryant-Denny with Updikes every game last season, but everything is bigger in Texas. Maybe A&M will have better results in the age of HD television and more wins over Saban in their future?

PRICELESS!

The Bammer Moron Nation will not take this news well!

Here's hoping A&M opens a case of whoop-arse on the Crimson TURD in College Station this Fall!

GIG'EM!

Written on John Adams: For Butch Jones, it's been access supplied during his time at Tennessee:

Did John Adams actually pen this article?

If so, color me impressed!

Written on John Adams: For Butch Jones, it's been access supplied during his time at Tennessee:

in response to BIVOLAR_BEARE:

CBJ is one heckuva recruiter, not only with athletes, but fans as well..You can count on my support, coach..GBO!!

Count me in!

Written on Vanderbilt coach James Franklin named Tennessean of the Year:

in response to BIVOLAR_BEARE:

Former Mayor Willie Herenton: I was robbed, never appreciated in my time..

MAYOR "POTATO HEAD" WILLIE HERENTON; what a joke!!

Written on Vanderbilt coach James Franklin says 'people are offended' that he stands up for his school:

in response to murrayvol:

"Anchor Down"?? bwahahahaha

Been hangin' round the Yacht Club lounge Ahab?

BEST RESPONSE YET!!

Written on Vanderbilt coach James Franklin says 'people are offended' that he stands up for his school:

in response to SevenT:

A little history from the UT Archive:

11/17/2012: UT @ Vanderbilt L, 41-18

Just Saying

More history from the UT Archive:

Vols are 30-2 vs the Commode DORES since 1982!

Written on Vanderbilt coach James Franklin says 'people are offended' that he stands up for his school:

in response to 9willbesofine:

Yet here you are, replying, flapping your paws. You're more of a Dale Dribble than a Rusty Shackleford. The comments by Franklin obviously wadded some panties in vawl nation. It's only Vandy. Boy have you losers fallen deep and fallen fast.

EIGHT!!!

You are an arse CLOWN and MIA when brains were being distributed!
Are you one of the inbred, classless, mullett-wearing, toothless Crimson TURD MORONS?

Written on Vanderbilt coach James Franklin says 'people are offended' that he stands up for his school:

in response to VolzsFan:

Franklin pumped life into a doormat. He is winning bigger than they have ever won since the 1920's. He is a great recruiter, great coach and when he gets to a place with real resources, he will win a National Title. UT missed out on a guy that is the best coach in Vandy history. He WILL win a National Title before Jones. Not at Vandy but somewhere else.

If UT would have hired him we might get back to several rungs below where the Hall of Famer had it. That would still be better than most programs and way better than UT is and will be doing. Franklin was the obvious choice and UT missed again.

You must have MISSED the day brains were being distributed, MORON!

Written on Peyton Manning on Butch Jones: 'He has it all mapped out':

in response to SevenT:

Peyton should stick with resurrecting his career in Denver and selling cars on TV commercials because nobody is going to buy any of this jazz.

Jones was about 5th on the Vol wish list behind Chuckie and Charlie Strong and everyone who follows this program knows this is a dud/thud hire just like Dooley and Kiffin were duds.

Since Fulmer is gone the program has fallen apart,

Just Saying

^^^^^^^^TOOL OF THE HIGHEST ORDER^^^^^^^^

Written on Vanderbilt coach James Franklin says 'people are offended' that he stands up for his school:

in response to CommodoreCapital:

Anchor Down means "you're here to stay".

May I suggest a place where you can stick that anchor?

Written on Auriemma ties Summitt with 8th title as UConn crushes Louisville, 93-60:

in response to Biff_Boffo:

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance. Lady Vol fans still in denial that their beloved program is dying.

^^^^^UConned MORON!!

Written on Auriemma ties Summitt with 8th title as UConn crushes Louisville, 93-60:

in response to Mike_In_Storrs_CT:

Its impossible for many Tenn. fans to do the same and be classy. Its so ironic how many bloggers here claim how classy Pat is and how classy Tenn. is, and then you read some of the nasty disgusting comments made by a few on this board?? Calling Geno a convict? Calling him a cheater? Calling Geno a rapist? Attacking Maya Moore and her family? Calling them thiefs, cheaters and liars? Now some are even attacking Stewart, making fun of the way she looks? Hey folks she is 18 years old, and she will be the best player in the nation, so learn to live with it, not to mention she is an awesome kid and great teammate and an honor student!! All sour grapes by a few sour people who cant accept that your program is not good anymore and probably wont be ever again!! So Maya Moore visited ESPN on her recruiting trip!! So freaking what!! NCAA has cleared any issues that were reported by YOUR COACH! So I guess that makes her a liar. I know if you falsly report something to the police department you get in trouble! Why didnt your team get in trouble for making false accusations to the NCAA. The Uconn program has never been in trouble for anything ever. Its too bad some of you dont realize some of the great charitable things Geno and his family does off the court. Geno was one of the first people to start a fund for the Sandy Hook Victims! I am also sure that he has donated to Pat Summits charity as well. But all we get is name calling, false accusations, disgruntled bitterness from a few so called classy Tenn. fans. Not all, but a few bad apples. At least we dont have any former players who are accussed of attempted murder walking around out there!! I think it would be funny and ironic if Mercedes Russell decides to pull a Delle Donne, and leaves Tenn. unexpectdly. Maybe she will call a news conference and announce that she wants to transfer to another program. She probably realizes now that she wont be winning any championships at Tenn. She probably wants to at least have a chance to win a championship, and she maybe doesnt want to waste four years of her life losing at Tenn. Who knows maybe she will transfer to Uconn, or maybe Notre Dame. That would be really funny!! Great job Geno and to your awesome players, your just starting your third dynasty, and there will be many more Uconn championships on the horizon. Sorry I cant say that about the Tenn. Program though!!

Geno the A'HOLE is a classless CLOWN and a CHEAT!

Stay on your UConnvicts sites and off Vols sites MORON! I can't wait to watch the football Vols beat the phooey out of UConnvicts in a couple of years!!

Written on Pat Summitt personally grateful for Mannings' gift to foundation:

Peyton Manning = C L A S S

Written on Director of recruiting J.R. Sandlin no longer with UT football:

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.................!!!!!!!
SHART; a great description of the little TURD TROLL!

Written on Director of recruiting J.R. Sandlin no longer with UT football:

in response to rtrchatt:

Yet you continue to hire a Alabama guy EVERY chance possible. Tryin to catch up with the CT, but to no avail. Copy the Saban model... how is that working out lol??????? 6 in a row and counting. Roll Tide

rolltURDrollchattisadumbARSE is a juvenile delinquent dropped on his head repeatedly as a child. He ha zero brains and lives in a double-wide with other useless Bammer trash.

YOUR OPINION MEANS SQUAT HERE; WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT PITIFUL LITTLE MAGGOT!!!

Written on Report: Former Auburn players detail payments, academic fraud, drug culture, criminal cover-ups:

Sounds more like something that currently goes on at Bammer. I had rather see Bammer in this story than Auburn! The Crimson TURD is dirty and it is just a matter of time!

Written on Tennessee beats Mississippi State, advances in SEC tournament:

Go Vols; Beat the stinking Bammers!

Written on Evan's Eleven: 5-star RB Jalen Hurd's commitment to Tennessee is biggest catch of Butch Jones' tenure:

Where are Professional Hand-in-the-CRAPPER and the other Candy fans? Little Jimmy Franklin couldn't land the big fish in his back yard, so Butch Jones came in and snagged it!!

GO VOLS

Written on Saban: 4 arrested Alabama players dismissed from team:

in response to rtrchatt:

Outside of al.com no one covers the CT like this site. Hopefully the fab 4 can turn their lives around at their new destination be that jail, school or where ever. People throw away Gods favor and blessings every day. CT fb players included. Roll Tide

Why are you here rtrchatt IS A MORON? Don;t you have trees to poison, passed-out rival fans to sexually molest, a mullet to groom or a sister to marry?

Keep your filthy Bammer Moron diatribe on the Crimson TURD sites.

KEEP TENNESSEE BEAUTIFUL; PUT A BAMMER MORON ON A SOUTHBOUND BUS!

Written on Saban: 4 arrested Alabama players dismissed from team:

in response to GreerVol22:

dang, and those boy scouts were almost ready to earn their mullet badge too...

"mullet badge"; BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA..........!!!!

Written on John Adams: It may turn heads, but Nick Saban's speaking gig in Athens (Tenn.) a hot ticket :

in response to Saban_Palin:

You guys should attend. Might be your only chance to see what a winner looks like in person.

Please remove Palin's name from any association with that snake-in-the-grass Nicky Satan! You must be another one of the inbred, goat-humping Bammer Morons who have no life other than trolling on a TN site!

Written on Katherine Webb, girlfriend of Alabama's A.J. McCarron, thanks Brent Musberger for fame:

This beauty is an Auburn grad, not a Bammer Girl!

Written on David Climer: Tennessee Vols discover identity on SEC road:

WHERE ARE YOU PROFESSIONAL HAND-IN-THE-CRAPPER???

Written on Four Alabama football players arrested on robbery charges:

Hey Bammer Trolls; ENJOY:
http://socyberty.com/issues/alabama-f...

Looks as though the low-life Bammer Morons are trying to incite their opposition:
http://capstonereport.com/2013/02/13/...

Written on Four Alabama football players arrested on robbery charges:

in response to ProfessionalHandicapper:

So nice to be a Vandy fan.. longest football win streak in the SEC and good character kids..
Brandt Snedeker wins Peeble Beach this weekend, Vandy wins 9 Football Games, 3 NBA drafties, ranked number 2 in College Baseball, and David Price wins the Cy Young in the AL. Great to be a Dore!!

Hey HANDintheCRAPPER,

How many wins does Candy have over the Vols in the past 30 years; about the same number the COMMODE DORES will have over the next 30 years!

2

Written on Four Alabama football players arrested on robbery charges:

in response to Theo:

typical gump. I've lost track, when are the trials for the sexual assaulter and the tree killer?
You shouldn't offer money for any rings. Remember you are saving up for teeth.

BRAVO!!

Written on Four Alabama football players arrested on robbery charges:

in response to rtrchatt:

Cut 'em loose CNS and boys if you need to pawn all those rings to pay your lawyers give me a call.

What is you number rtrchattISAMORON?

I would like to call you! Since you have nothing better to do than be a pitiful little Crimson TURD troll, I would like to discuss a couple of issues with you. Of course, I'm sure you are too much of a coward to post you phone number, so I'll just continue to believe you are nothing more than a dirtbag with your nose stuck up Nicky Satan's ARSE!

Written on James Franklin apologizes for calling Saban 'Nicky Satan':

in response to ProfessionalHandicapper:

Franklin has that swagger Vandy has needed for years and right now Franklin owns a longer win streak than Saban. Vandy now has the longest winning streak in the SEC.. UT fans can scoff but there is no TEAM swagger in Knoxville like Franklin brings to the table. We saw Franklin sit Rodgers for an entire game and he got the message. The man has guts and is winning, bringing in upgrades , bringing in talent and beating UT like a drum. Plus bringing in Bowl money to the SEC something UT no longer does.

HandiCRAPPER talking smack; how about that 1 in a row over the Vols? You and the rest of the CANDY fans better enjoy it because it won't last! Candy has beaten the Vols TWICE since 1982, and TWICE is about what Candy will beat the Vols in the next 30 years!!

Written on James Franklin apologizes for calling Saban 'Nicky Satan':

in response to rtrchatt:

CNS ALWAYS goes out of his way to compliment the opponent and his professional colleagues.
Obviously when you are the best at what you do
these type of personal attacks follow. Roll Tide

rOLL tURD rOLL chatt IS A MORON,

How's that investigation of the Crimson TURD players using PED going?

We should soon be hearing Bammer will vacate some games and alledged championships! How many have you Bammer Morons added now; is it 50 national titles? Just confirms what uneducated, inbred, mullet-wearing, MORONS are capable of!

Written on James Franklin apologizes for calling Saban 'Nicky Satan':

in response to RollTideJoe:

With all the problems with players, Cumberland Drive parties and clubs, stolen laptops, street fights, women driving to S. Carolina to high school recruits games, beating up off-duty cops, throwing beer bottles onto parked cars.......need I go on.......I wouldn't be badmouthing anyone else's program Thumpa! All the Saban sarcasms are nothing but jealousy.

Anyone using Deer Antler Spray; I hear the Crimson TURD players are!

Written on James Franklin apologizes for calling Saban 'Nicky Satan':

in response to LiveFaith:

I wonder what Franklin's handle is on GVX? I've seen him post it here before.

I believe it to be Profession Handicrapper, er, Professional Hadicapper!

This moron is forever touting how great are the Commode DORES!

Written on James Franklin apologizes for calling Saban 'Nicky Satan':

in response to WetumpkaThumpa:

I guess he feels fine with calling Saban that, Vandy doesn't have to play the Gumps this year. But he will have to live with the risk of a Gump fan, a la Harvey Updike or Brain Downing coming after him or his family. They do some scary stuff in the name of the Bear and Alabubba football.

LIKE x 10!

Written on James Franklin apologizes for calling Saban 'Nicky Satan':

in response to CoverOrange:

At least he didn't announce he was going to turn him in for a recruiting violation right then and there.

I'm sure Nick has heard it plenty of times before going back to elementary school.

LIKE!!

Written on Video allegedly shows Alabama players meeting with performance-enhancing drug reps before BCS title game with LSU:

in response to rtrchatt:

Ignorance is bliss and you are the King of the land.... 4 star DB Eddie Jackson from Fla has committed to the national champions. A true shutdown corner and VB the ship has sailed. Good luck chasing Amari Cooper and Robert Foster the next 3 yrs, you will need it. Hope you at least get to abowl game or two wearing the puke orange. Roll Tide, got 23 UT???? 13 is sooooooooooooo second place.

Loooks as if rOLLtURDrOLLchattisaMORON is ducking the issue! Typical for lowdown Bammer scum that has no life and TROLLS on a Tennessee website.

If anyone in Chattanooga knows this inbred jackARSE, please take his sorry arse SW and drop him in the state with the rest of his uneducated MORON bretheren!

Written on John Adams: CAK QB Charlie High still thinking big despite recruiting rejections :

As I recall, Andy Kelly was not highly recruited and he was a pretty good QB for the Vols. Wouldn't it be interesting if a hometown QB got a chance to play at Tennessee and led the Vols to an SEC East Title?

Written on Terry Fair 'nervous, but extremely excited' to join Butch Jones' support staff:

in response to rtrchatt:

Bama does not have a single coach with ties to the program. Has no bearing, you can either coach and develop players or you cannot. Roll Tide

But you are still a dirty little troll that has nothing better to do!

BUCK FAMMER!

GO IRISH!

Written on 9-win season, top 15 recruiting class building Vanderbilt's optimism for 2013:

in response to rtrchatt:

What kind of "luck" does rocky flop need to win 6 in 2013? All kinds.......

Why don't you take your sorry Crimson TURD opinions and stick 'em where the sun don't shine!

You are a pathetic little troll who is a Bammer Moron bandwagon fan and has probably NEVER been to a Crimson TURD game. Grow a set you little inbred, toothless, classless, Harvey Updyke fool and get a life! No one here give a rat's rear about Nicky SATAN and the Crimson TURD, aka THE BEST TEAM MONEY CAN BUY!

Don't you have some trees to poison or some drunk schmuck to rub your junk on?

Written on Auburn names Garner defensive line coach:

in response to rtrchatt:

Rodney Garner is not even the best recruiter on
Jawjas staff much less the best in the SEC.

Lance Thompson has been the lead man for CNS with 5 star WR Robert Foster from Pa, 5 star OLB Jonathan Allan from Va, 5 star RB Derrick Henry from Fla, and 5 star TE OJ Howard from Al. Bama has 20 committs from 13 different states. A NATIONAL BRAND boys/girls....

UT making their second appearance in the Home for the Holidays Bowl in 2013... enjoy the game rocky flop.

Enjoy being a CLASSLESS, INBRED, MULLET-WEARING BAMMER MORON SCUMBAG!

Rammer-Jammer, Yeller-Hammer;
GO TO HELL ALABAMMER!!

GO IRISH; BEAT THE CRIMSON TURD!

Written on UT confirms football staff hirings :

in response to ProfessionalHandicapper:

And Fulmer won a national Championship while Chavis has won National Championships at two schools. Cutcliff coached Peyton and Eli Manning to the NFL elite status. Trooper Taylor won a national Championship at Auburn. Kippy Brown won a National Championship nad coached in the NFL playoffs last year. Much better than any of these coaches yett they all have one thing in common, they were sent packing by the University of Tennessee.. How is that working out for ya? You now owe 9'6 million in buyouts , you are broke, you are at the bottom of the Conference, went 1-7 in the SEC and now are praying these guys can somehow match what you already had. Lack of loyalty has decimated a once decent program. Karma has come home. Vols for life? Ha ha
.. Ask T martin why he siad no way after watching Chuck Smith get run out of town also.

Professional HAND-IN-THE-CRAPPER,

Take your Commode Dore opinons and stick them where the sun don't shine!

Written on Alabama QB McCarron to return for senior year:

in response to RollTideJoe:

Nice way to show your class, fellow.

This from a member of the Crimson TURD Nation, which is 99% classless, inbred, bandwagon, toothless scumbags!

Written on Alabama QB McCarron to return for senior year:

in response to SavTnVol:

Who Cares? This is a Tennessee site, not an Alabuma Crimson Turd site

LIKE 1,000,000 times!

Written on UT offers no-donation football season tickets:

in response to volaholic45:

Where are the Bama fans going to sit?

Hopefully, in the middle of the Tennessee River!

Written on Should Tennessee consider re-hiring Phillip Fulmer?:

in response to tenndave:

You Fulmer haters are like democrats. Fulmer had nothing to do with the past 4 years. He is not George Bush. Take responsibility for your actions. You wanted him fired, You got it. The program went into a tailspin and stayed there and got worse and you think it is his fault. Like many democrats you try to blame all your shortcomings on someone else. That my friends is true arrogance.

Very well stated!

We ALL must realize that Mike Hamilton made a HUGE error when he fired Fulmer in 2008. The program needs stability right now and Phil Fulmer could provide it!

Written on Charlie Strong: "Toughest decision I've had to make" to turn down UT:

in response to VolAtUGA11:

Say it with me kids:
Kirby...............................................Smart
Kirby.....................................Smart
Kirby..........................Smart
Kirby.................Smart
Kirby..........Smart
Kirby.....Smart
Kirby Smart (wasn't that easy?!)
Instant headline: UT Coaching Hire Smart, Not Strong
(even a dead copy editor could think of that)

NO, NO, NO, NO, HELL NO!

No more Bammers! I don't care how good Smart is; WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER BAMMER AROUND HERE!

Written on Gruden, Haslam, Browns shoot down Memphis report over UT deal:

in response to snowpeapod#263184:

Does this surprise anyone that this is being reported by a Memphis station? Makes no difference how much they try and discredit UT we will never be as bad as Memphis.

I find it interesting that a Mempuss media outlet dredged up the story!

Can you say JEALOUSY!!

Written on Reports: Arkansas has made an offer to Jon Gruden:

I know nothing about the coaching search, but I offer but one scenario. Jon Gruden is, most likely, under contract until the end of MNF. If this is the case, he would have to complete this season. A deal may have already been done, but can't be made public until near the last MNF game.

If Gruden wants to coach in college, what better place than where his wife attended and he was a GA?

If it happens, it happens; but I will believe it when I see it!

In the mean time; GO VOLS!

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