Comments by CrankE

Written on Exclusive: UT, Memphis to renew basketball rivalry; football still in talks:

Darn, just when we'd gotten rid of them. lol

Written on Tennessee will honor Pat Summitt with statue:

in response to voloffaith:

Go back to bed and get up again and purpose not to be like your name...........jeepers Wally can some of you give it a rest........Great tribute and all you've got is bash Hart and denigrate Coach Summitt in the process.

Go back to the dollar store where you buy your sweeping inferrences about what other people are thinking and ask for a refund.

The article itself never states how this is being funded. Hart didn't say and KnoxNewzPravda apparently didn't ask. With UTAD being $200M in the hole, it's a fair question.

Written on Tennessee will honor Pat Summitt with statue:

"Hart said the decision to honor Summitt was a no-brainer." Meaning that no one used their brains? Oh and how is UT paying for this again? No brainer indeed.

Written on Lane Kiffin, USC strive for drama-free 2013:

NFL head coach at 31. SEC head coach at 33. Head coach of USC at 34.

...Head Coach of Compton High at 35.

STREET CRED!!!!!

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Is it just me, or does Quieffen's stated desire to be a head coach at a smaller school sound a lot like Tyler Bray's comments about being tired and needing a break after losing to Kentucky in 2011?

Yeah...it's probably just me.

Written on Tyler Bray has moved beyond 'stupid mistakes' at Tennessee:

"Tyler Bray has moved beyond 'stupid mistakes' at Tennessee"

Right. Now he can make those stupid mistakes somewhere else.

Written on Tyler Bray has moved beyond 'stupid mistakes' at Tennessee:

“I made a lot of mistakes…”

You?! Mistakes!? Pshaw!

I can’t say that I’ve actually heard Bray admit that he made any mistakes until this article. So it’s a positive step to hear him moving out of denial and facing the truth. Can “acceptance” be far behind?

I also note that Bray only specifically points out “off the field” mistakes. As if . . .

Written on Father of Trae Golden says reports of academic problems are 'totally inaccurate':

Riiiiiiight. Maybe he could get together and swap stories with Tyler Bray's dad. You know the one who is mystified as to how the other 11 quarterbacks who were drafted can be better than Tyler Bray.

That's all I've got to say. Just like Cuonzo Martin always says, "CrankE has to do what's best for CrankE."

Written on Source: Trae Golden's departure 'based on academics' and 'repeated plagiarism':

in response to wycoller:

Someone help me with this: Golden plagiarizes repeatedly and later loses his scholarship. Joe Biden plagiarizes repeatedly and is later elected vice president of the United States. This world is something else.

Give Golden time. When he's 35, he will be eligible to hold the office of VP. That's a BFD!

Written on Trae Golden leaving Vols: 'We wish him well':

Fix Football First.

Written on Pat Summitt's 1-year contract dips from $354,375 to $85,000 :

Oh boy, here we go again. You simply can't talk about Pat Summitt and money (compensation) in the same sentence.

The only problem with Pat Summitt is that UT can never pay her enough. Even if she and UT agree to a contract, many will whine that it isn't sufficient. (Is it ever?)

Name other schools that have the position for Women's Basketball Coach Emeritus? If you can find other schools with that position, what are those former coaches paid? How do those universities fund such a position?

And heaven help the poor soul who points out that UTAD is $200M in the red (thank you Lord Hamilton, The Indecisive) and asks; How do we pay for this? (and keep on paying and paying and paying)

Written on Parallel lines in two lawsuits against Tennessee:

Parallel WHINES in two lawsuits against Tennessee

There. I fixed it.

Written on Tyler Bray's father says NFL draft was 'brutal':

in response to antonio14313:

wait...

"Eleven quarterbacks were selected in the draft, including a guy from Southern Utah and Duke’s Sean Renfree."

"...including a guy from southern utah"?? "a guy"??? c'mon now! what kind of writing is this? can't even mention the "guy"'s name?? hmph.

go vols.

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+1 Brad Sorenson.

And hey, it's not just 11 quarterbacks that were drafted ahead of Bray, but around 300 total players who were all judged (by professionals who are paid to know) to have a better risk/reward profile. I've said it before, The Money Doesn't Lie.

Bray will land on his feet. Or his head. Either way.

Written on Mike Strange: Tyler Bray can look to Warner, Moon, Romo for inspiration:

Moon won a Rose Bowl with Washington.
Warner was the conference offensive player of the year at Northern Iowa.
Garcia earned UPI all-america honors in 1992 at San Jose State.
Delhomme led ULL to two conference championships.
Romo was a 3 time All-America at Eastern Illinois (I-AA).
Holloway went 25-9-2 and led Tennessee to 3 bowls.
Jeff Francis led UT to a bowl win.
Andy Kelly led UT to back to back SEC titles.
Robinson was part of the 1985 Sugar Vols as well as the Redskins’ replacement team in 1987.
Clausen led UT to two wins at Florida and an SEC Championship game appearance.

Sure, Bray COULD go on and be one of those guys who makes it in the NFL. But what has he accomplished on the field to demonstrate that this is possible-much less likely? There is nothing to see here, please move on.

Written on Mike Strange: Bray became the NFL draft's real "Mr. Irrelevant":

in response to FanNotSheep:

If anyone thinks the 11 (or however many) quarterbacks taken in the draft are better pro prospects than Bray, please tell me why. Bray played against the best college teams and if his team had a coach and a defense he would have won many more of those games. He may not be football-smart like Manning or Brady but it blows my mind that no team thought he was worth a late round pick. From what I have read I think Dooley is the culprit, blaming all his shortcomings on Bray. If true, Dooley is not just a horrible coach but a horrible person. Another sad day for UT football.

And to all you fans who raked Bray over the coals for not being good enough to carry his worthless head coach and defensive coordinator, welcome to some really boring offensive football in 2013. At least with Bray, Patterson and Hunter there was entertainment and excitement when the Vols had the ball. Who do you think is going to lead this offense now?

It is time to prove the so-called experts wrong and I hope Tyler can do just that.

uh...maybe they're better because they were drafted and Bray was not?

Let me expand on that;
The people who are employed by NFL franchises to evaluate talent for the NFL draft, and to make draft decisions said so. They reviewed everything about Tyler Bray-and hundreds of other players who were potential draft picks. And apparently, among every team out there, Bray represented more risk than potential gain in the context of the draft.

On the subject of NFL readiness, it really doesn't matter what any of us think. (Nor does it matter why Bray is where he is developmentally.) The draft has spoken and Bray isn't ready. Only a herculean effort from Bray will prove otherwise. But even the NFL scouts will have to remain skeptics. After all, if Bray could produce such an effort and show that much improvement to become NFL ready, then where was that effort in the 3 years he was at UT?

And while I wish Bray well in his efforts, his efforts are outside the scope of UT football and thus, irrelevant to me as a UT fan.

Written on Mike Strange: Bray became the NFL draft's real "Mr. Irrelevant":

in response to FanNotSheep:

Maybe Bray ain't the brightest bulb in the candelabra, but Vince Young scored the lowest score on the NFL tests ever and was a first rounder.

Maybe Bray ain't mature but I was at the Montana game when everyone thought Peyton Manning had snuck into the stadium wearing Bray's jersey.

Maybe all the Jimmy Hyams types out there will say Bray wasn't this and Bray wasn't that, but before the 2013 season is over they will wish they had an offense to watch. Here is my prediction: It will be ugly.

If an NFL coach can't coach up a young man and help him see that he has the rough skills to make him a starter, maybe even a star, in the league, then what good is he?

If Cutcliffe had coached Bray, the young man would have been a first round draft pick. So if an NFL team needs a franchise QB, maybe they should hire Cut as their QB coach and sign Tyler Bray.

And note to several idiots on this site: Tyler Bray did not lose one football game in his UT career. The responsibility for those losses goes to Coaches Dooley and Sorry Sunseri, who put the worst UT defense on the field I've seen in 45 years of watching the Vols. With the 2011 defense the team goes 8-4 last year.

Bray either had no coaching at UT or he didn’t listen. Or both. Either way, on draft day, the “why” doesn’t matter. If a player is not mentally NFL-ready, then what team will risk a draft pick on a player who must be made NFL-ready when so many other players have demonstrated that they already ARE prepared for the NFL? Regardless of what I think about it or how I feel about Bray, the 2013 NFL draft is the definitive answer to that question.

Written on Mike Strange: Bray became the NFL draft's real "Mr. Irrelevant":

Go find the youtube video of Gruden breaking down Bray's play and his mistakes. It's child's play for Gruden. It is like Gruden is speaking another language where Bray is only catching every second or third word. Bray has no defense or response. Because there is none.

It was child's play for Gruden as it surely was for any other NFL team who considered Bray.

The money does not lie. No one in the NFL was willing to risk a draft pick and their money on Bray because from their standpoint, he looks like he will not provide them a return on his investment.

Written on Tyler Bray shut out at NFL draft, but Mychal Rivera lands with home-state team:

in response to KnoxVegas88:

When I first hear Bray went undrafted, I was "surprised" a little. But then I watched the Gruden interview. No surprise now. Gruden ate Bray up and spit him out. Bray is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Even his body language during the interview speaks volumes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJlFGS...

Wow.

It was like Gruden was speaking another language with Bray only catching every third word. It was child's play for Gruden to critically break down Bray's play on the field and serve it up to him for comment. Bray had absolutely no answer.

I wasn't really on the Gruden for HC bandwagon, but based on this clip, I think he would have done just fine at UT.

Written on Tyler Bray shut out at NFL draft, but Mychal Rivera lands with home-state team:

Bray and Rogers undrafted? Gasp! I can't imagine why.

If an NFL team is going to commit several million dollars to hiring a player, then they must be certain that the investment is sound and that they can make a return on that investment. The draft is where we find out if anybody will actually "buy" a player for what he is claimed to be worth.

Written on Sports Illustrated: Bray has physical ability to play in NFL, but mental questions remain:

Uh...yeah, we knew this.

In Bray's defense, he wasn't coached by David Cutcliffe, or even Hal Mumme. Instead he had the Ted Stryker of coaches, Derek Zoolander. I mean, Dooley.

He also played on teams with little to no ground game and/or defense.

I wish him well, but I think he'll have to show up and perform immediately. In the NFL, he will have no excuses and none will be accepted.

Written on Vanderbilt coach James Franklin named Tennessean of the Year:

So who will be next? Coach Nixon Saban?

Written on Mike Strange: How is UT doing on Dave Hart's mission of comprehensive success?:

The Director’s Cup was born in 1993-94 to perennially anoint Stanford and schools like them as the school that is the best across the board in all sports and to imply that the athletes of every other school are stupid AND inferior.

There, I fixed it.

We ought to get 10 points alone for firing Doooooooooley.

Written on UT's coach the right man for Peyton Manning:

Oh look, the exact same article with a couple of sentences, no more "Elways" typoo, and all the comments removed.

Journ-O-Lism!

Written on Peyton Manning on Butch Jones: 'He has it all mapped out':

"Elways". Is that a new bus line or something?

Written on Vanderbilt coach James Franklin says 'people are offended' that he stands up for his school:

Franklin can stand up for East Stroudsburg University all he wants. According to the interwebs, that's his school.

Maybe Franklin and Georgia's DC can have a real live post-game rumble.

Written on Auriemma ties Summitt with 8th title as UConn crushes Louisville, 93-60:

in response to richvol:

I hate to admit it but the teams that Geno puts on the floor are far better than anything the LadyVols have produced in years. The precision of their offense and the swarming defense is really impressive. He is without a doubt the best women's coach in the game bar none.

UT must find a way to reach the level of precision of UConn or be relegated to the rest of the teams that get just so far in the tourney and never win it. The obvious gap between us and the teams with the chance to win it all has to be coaching because there's nothing wrong with our recruiting.

Yup.

Contrast:
Meighan Simmons (a junior and a leader on this team) thinks (THINKS mind you) that it could have been nerves that caused her to play poorly in the regional final. But she doesn't know.

Is there anybody on UConn's team that didn't know what they were going to do, what was happening, or what was coming next?

I love my Lady Vols and I'm always pulling for them, but we keep seeing the missed opportunities, the lack of hustle, the lack of cohesion as one team, and the confusion-of which Simmons' comments are just the latest illustration.

I'll be blunt; I hate UConn because they play basketball the way the Lady Vols used to. But they have earned whatever they've gotten in terms of championships. Until and unless the Lady Vols play to this level, they're not going to succeed at this level. It's no more complex than that.

Holly Warlick has all that is necessary to make that happen. It's her program now.

I now humbly await the herd to call me every name in the book for speaking the truth.

Written on 'Nerves' factored in Meighan Simmons' struggles:

“It maybe seemed like I wasn’t in the game,” she said. “I don’t know what it was. Maybe it was nerves. I was a little nervous before the game.”

Nerves. You think. Maybe. And you're supposed to be a leader of this team recruited and coached by the great Pat Head Summitt?! Did she teach you nothing? Did she coach you wrong?

Are you equal to the task of being a leader of The University of Tennessee Lady Vols or not?

General Patton had a solution for nerves, but I would gladly settle for seeing the player on the floor who gives the team the best chance to win.

Written on Louisville stops Lady Vols' run to Final Four, 86-78:

UL's strategy was to play physical, keep UT off balance, build their lead and hope that the lead held up before they ran out of fouls to give.

UT finally got to passing the ball quickly and efficiently, taking it inside, and drawing the fouls. At one point 4 UL players had 3 fouls or more. The turning point: Having cut the gap to 3 points, Taber Spani jacks a 3 from the parking lot with almost all of the shot clock remaining. A miss, a UL rebound, and the momentum is over. Rather than taking it inside and giving some more of those UL girls their 5th foul, UT picked around the edges.

From that point on-Spani, the player who caught fire for UT didn't shoot much. Instead it seemed that Meighan Simmons was the go-to. Simmons, the leading scorer in the SEC got shut down, frustrated and never regained composure. Her biggest hits for the night were a couple of buckets and some cheesey fouls that just displayed more frustration. And from that point on, it was Simmons driving the bus for UT. Just. Great.

There might have been a couple of bum calls by the refs, but UT had plenty of opportunity at the line. They just didn't do much when they got there (15-24) often missing the front end of a 1-1. Hit the free throws and it's a different story. Sigh. From 3 point range it was even worse-an abyssmal 5-24.

Is UT ever going to recruit some shooters? Ever?

A great rally by the team. Imagine what 40 minutes playing like that would accomplish.

Congrats to UL, a stout team, a good plan and well executed.

Written on Tennessee the next giant up for Louisville to slay :

in response to VolzsFan:

The Ville by 15.

Well, the Ville won by 10 over Florida in the Sugar Bowl.

Written on Baylor not the only ones 'stunned' by upset:

in response to Nighthawk:

You little p*ss ants always attack winners. The Yankees, Saban, etc,. Mulkey IS a class coach who was fighting for, and speaking up for her team. A good coach should do nothing less. Baylor is a much smaller private school than most of their opponents and for the 1st time in decades they have a little sucess in their athletic programs. They lose and you "living in mams's basement" morons start crapping thru your keyboards. Get off your computer and go clean your rooms! GBO

Winners? I thought Baylor lost.

Maybe we should start attacking Louisville.

Written on Baylor not the only ones 'stunned' by upset:

Having the women play the men's game? Well...Mr. Griner has played at Baylor for 4 years-is that what you mean?

Mulkey's display was unprofessional and absolutely hysterical. (Where's the T, ref!?)

I was interested to hear what she had to say post game. Predictably, the bobblehead doll whined about the officiating. Louisville got called for 10 more fouls, Baylor was in the double bonus, 3 UL players fouled out, they called a ticky technical on the UL coach. Seems to me that the refs did all they could to throw the game in Baylor's favor. All that was needed was for their SuperGreatStupendous player to actually show up and play the game.

What a game plan from coach Walz. Wow.

I doubt UL can shoot 16-23 against UT, but they are certified tough.

Written on Lady Vols feeling at home in regional, advance to play Louisville:

Oh, and Kim Mulkey was a riot. All her hysterics, trying to strip her jacket (then someone helpfully remembering how little she had on under the jacket), hollering at whomever was closest, crowding the floor (uh, hello, sideline warning much?), and no technical.

Good luck without Mr. Griner.

Written on Lady Vols feeling at home in regional, advance to play Louisville:

1) Great win for the Lady Vols.
2) Good night Mr. Griner.
3) LVs have to play THAT team on Tuesday. Wow.

I thought the Cards were cooked when they flubbed the inbounds pass. That charge on Baylor might not have been a charge, but it could have been called player control just as easy. What a game.

Written on Lady Vols' Warlick finalist for rookie coaching award:

I thought last year was her first as head coach?

Written on Former Vol Eric Westmoreland arrested for drugs:

Well, that certainly was an interesting group of people. Hooray for Diversity!

Written on Like Bruce Pearl, most coaches survive NCAA show-cause orders :

in response to jt45:

Except Basketball is just a game, not Communism
USSR=Bad Example

Except basketball wasn't the subject of the comparison.

NCAA=USSR.

Written on Offseason could be time to evaluate Cuonzo Martin's contract:

in response to NashvillePreds:

Dear Cuonzo,
Mike Hamilton no longer works here.
Make the tournament, then we'll talk.

Sincerely,
Dave Hart

Exactly.

CCM can't control the selection cmte. But he could have his team play some basketball in December instead of sleepwalking until late January. He could also have his team ready to win a tournament rather than just show up.

Martin has done nothing to silence the Bring Back Bruce crowd. If he doesn't do it next year, he's cooked.

Finally, what's UTAD's #1 priority? Get Football Healthy. Period. No raises, no coaching changes (except for cause), no buyouts, no office renovations, no nothing. If it doesn't address fixing football, then it doesn't get a dime.

Written on Like Bruce Pearl, most coaches survive NCAA show-cause orders :

I have not yet ridden the "Bring Back Bruce" bandwagon. For a couple of reasons, but primarily for this; The #1 priority for UTAD is to Get Football Healthy. Until and unless this happens, nothing else matters. Not one dime for another buyout until they get football rolling.

Martin may be a good guy, but he has not accomplished enough to get anybody at UT fully sold on him and thus put an end the Bring Back Bruce talk. If he doesn't do it next year, then he just might get thrown under the wheels of the Pearl bandwagon and that would be a bad deal all the way around.

If UT rehires Pearl, then we'll have a perpetual target on our back with the NCAA even if everything is spotless and clean. Especially so if Pearl comes in and has success at UT as we all know and expect that he would. This might not be the case if someone else hires him. I love Bruce. He did great stuff at UT, he made us proud, and he might be capable of doing it again. But what if he is rehired at UT, but flounders? Then he'll have to be dismissed and UT loses face for having been fooled twice. It's just too much risk for UT.

In the USSR, when a political prisoner was exiled, he was sent to a remote province, not allowed to return to his home, and lived at the mercy of The Party. In the eyes of The Party, There was no rehabilitation of politicals. Period. So it was rare that the exiled political could find work in his profession or even much help from anyone. The Party would come down on those who associate with or provide aid to politicals. The NCAA's show cause penalty is little different than what Exile was in the USSR.

Written on Could Tyler Bray be the steal of the 2013 NFL draft?:

Tyler "The Steal" Bray.

Uh-huh. I'll print up the T-shirts.

Written on Tennessee Vols again vow to improve:

December: Stumble out of the gate.
Mid-January: Wake up.
February: Get hot and talk about "the bubble"
March: Flameout in Tournament play against equal or lesser competition.
Repeat.

Written on University of Alabama president to recommend hiring of Bill Battle as new athletics director:

in response to RollTideJoe:

You obviously haven't been to a Bama game. There are no toothless fans, idiot. You only show your ignorance making such a comment.

...just Harvey UPdyke and Brian DOWNings. . .

Written on Season ends for Vols in NIT opener, 75-67:

The reality is that until and unless football is fixed, then no coaching change will be made in any sport for any reason other than a for-cause firing where UT doesn't pay a buyout.

Let's face the truth:

Championship contenders peak in March, in tournaments. Championship pretenders peak in February.

The NCAA made the right choice in excluding Tennessee. Again.

Written on Tennessee beats Mississippi State, advances in SEC tournament:

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Go VOLS!

Written on With $817,000 annual pay, UT's Dave Hart is near median of SEC athletic directors:

in response to Henley-Street-Bridge:

That isn't his hair, that's a dyed Beaver pelt.

Speaking of medium pay, shouldn't Hart be paid based on his teams field performance, the Vols in football were next to last in the SEC except for Kentucky.

That's an insult to beavers everywhere! What did they ever do to you?

Written on With $817,000 annual pay, UT's Dave Hart is near median of SEC athletic directors:

Look you KnoxNewzPravda trollherders, get to the important stuff.

How much is his buyout?

Written on Jordan McRae passed over for SEC Player of the Year:

Noel plays for Kentucky. What else do you need to know? When UT played UK, the commentaterheads told us about Noel's injury a mere 752,421 times during the broadcast. I half exepected them to call him at the house and let him talk through the game like they did with Bobby Bowden for the 1998 SEC Championship in football.

Stokes has all the tools, he just needs the toughness and maybe to be a step quicker. Many times on offense when he gets the ball, he has to take another step or two before being set to take a shot. By that time, he's covered up and what would have been a good shot is now strongly contested. One more step of quickness for Stokes and he's an absolute beast.

No worries about McRae missing POY. Just win baby.

Written on ETSU covets Phillip Fulmer :

I wonder what happens when Fulmer leads the Bucs into Neyland Stadium for homecoming one year?

I think The Mule Day King probably stays home on this one.

Written on Butch Jones says Vols are on run of 'momentum':

in response to mtnsvol44:

(This comment was removed by the site staff.)

Exactly what I was thinking.

Written on A look at Tennessee's 2014 class after 3 new additions, including 4-star Todd Kelly Jr.:

in response to emailnodata:

Getting a legacy player isn't always easy.

Firing DD helped.

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