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Witch Doctor introduce him to P.E.G.C.L.B. (Performance enhancing Ghost Chili Leg Balm) Witch Doctor just now wish he'd stop long enough to wash it off! Bones never lie.
in response to 9willbesofine: My favorite Peyton story is the year Sports Illustrated sent a crew to Gainesville to do a cover story on Peyton and the vawls. 62 points later there's Danny boy sitting pretty on that cover. Peyton is a great NFL QB and a great person. In college he was good. Just not Wuerffel good. 4 SEC titles. a National Title and a Heisman says it all. Good job Peyton. Too bad you never beat Florida. Sincerely, Charles Woodson
in response to 9willbesofine:
My favorite Peyton story is the year Sports Illustrated sent a crew to Gainesville to do a cover story on Peyton and the vawls. 62 points later there's Danny boy sitting pretty on that cover. Peyton is a great NFL QB and a great person. In college he was good. Just not Wuerffel good. 4 SEC titles. a National Title and a Heisman says it all. Good job Peyton. Too bad you never beat Florida.
Sincerely,
Charles Woodson
Witch Doctor hear Danny tells that all the time right before he saddles up and mows the lawn at Peytons estate. Witch Doctor hear Danny hoping for a big Christmas bonus this year to live on. lolBones never lie.
in response to powellvol82: I have only commented once since I created my account but I can't help but wonder why everyone resonds to that idiot geauxteamscribble. He is getting exactly what he wants, a response out of someone. Quit responding and he will go away.
in response to powellvol82:
I have only commented once since I created my account but I can't help but wonder why everyone resonds to that idiot geauxteamscribble. He is getting exactly what he wants, a response out of someone. Quit responding and he will go away.
Witch Doctor say you should post on here more! Witch Doctor say exactly!Bones never lie.
in response to BIVOLAR_BEARE: To heck with my degree and 30yrs of experience..I should have used my endorsement from a real professional like you, WD..What was i thinking? LMAO!
in response to BIVOLAR_BEARE:
To heck with my degree and 30yrs of experience..I should have used my endorsement from a real professional like you, WD..What was i thinking? LMAO!
Witch Doctor approve! lolBones never lie.
in response to BIVOLAR_BEARE: Call it 30 years of experience classifying people and listening for clues that reflect deception.
Call it 30 years of experience classifying people and listening for clues that reflect deception.
BIVOLAR_BEARE figured out long ago Witch Doctor a magic herb smoking Witch Doctor! Witch Doctor post something silly a B_B told Witch Doctor to go smoke another one! Witch Doctor did! Bivolar_Beare never lie!(lol)Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor say....thats the Power of love,bump bump bump bump bump bump bump.... the power of love. Bones never lie.
in response to fearthehound: John Adams (the Shecky Greene of sports columnists---take my wife, please) = Speyers_Spectacular_Show. What do you think?
in response to fearthehound:
John Adams (the Shecky Greene of sports columnists---take my wife, please) = Speyers_Spectacular_Show. What do you think?
Witch Doctor lol! Witch Doctor say good for John that Draughons Jr. College doesnt keep records and just throws journalism degrees(close to it..kinda) out like candy! lol(kidding Adams..kinda) Bones never lie.
in response to Speyers_Spectacular_Show: Yeah, leave it up to ol' Dave Hart and I'm pretty sure he can come up with some very creative course offerings to put that APR in the pink in no time. After all, he's had lots of experience doing just that at FSU. Hamilton's tenure compared to the train wreck looming with Hart will look like a Methodist Church ice cream social. Don't say you weren't warned.
in response to Speyers_Spectacular_Show:
Yeah, leave it up to ol' Dave Hart and I'm pretty sure he can come up with some very creative course offerings to put that APR in the pink in no time. After all, he's had lots of experience doing just that at FSU. Hamilton's tenure compared to the train wreck looming with Hart will look like a Methodist Church ice cream social.
Don't say you weren't warned.
Witch Doctor say na its cool. Witch Doctor say hes getting rid of all the dead fat leftover weight(a lot!) in the AD dept. Witch Doctor have to admit you sound so believable though being a "pretend" Vandy troll that creates 20 different logins on here and then answers your own post.(?) we know dudette).Witch Doctor say if drama were a prize we'd all be cheering you! HaBones never lie.
in response to SevenT: Fair enough question. My answer is a question for you. What positives are there to comment on regarding the Vols?
in response to SevenT:
Fair enough question. My answer is a question for you.
What positives are there to comment on regarding the Vols?
Witch Doctor says keeps you busy on here 24/7 posting and creating alternative personalities...keeps KNS Web admins employed! Witch Doctor pretty sure immediate members of your family are thankful ...Witch Doctor says Go Vols! lolBones never lie.
Witch Doctor say couple barrells of Popcorns premium brew he hid over in Bybee a few years back ...Witch Doctor say viola plus everyone around breathe the vapors after explosion and be happy happy happy.Bones never lie.
in response to GerryOP: It's not surprising that 4 head coaches in 6 years has caused pretty extreme instabilities in the program. But, the past is the past and it can't be changed. So, let's look ahead and stop dwelling on the past. Coach Jones is now here and he seems to be doing the right things. So let's move forward. He has his own guy in at Thornton and the initial results look pretty good. 80 days until kickoff and then we'll see how Coach Jones does inside of Neyland. I think he can get things turned around. Let's all support him and see what happens. It's great ... to be ... a Tennessee Vol!
in response to GerryOP:
It's not surprising that 4 head coaches in 6 years has caused pretty extreme instabilities in the program. But, the past is the past and it can't be changed. So, let's look ahead and stop dwelling on the past.
Coach Jones is now here and he seems to be doing the right things. So let's move forward. He has his own guy in at Thornton and the initial results look pretty good. 80 days until kickoff and then we'll see how Coach Jones does inside of Neyland. I think he can get things turned around. Let's all support him and see what happens.
It's great ... to be ... a Tennessee Vol!
Witch Doctor like the way GerryOP think.Bones never lie.
in response to jakethevolguy: And the point of all this is???? I think Witch Doctor makes better predictions because everyone knows that "Bone Never Lie"!!
in response to jakethevolguy:
And the point of all this is???? I think Witch Doctor makes better predictions because everyone knows that "Bone Never Lie"!!
Witch Doctor say thanks! and besides everyone knows Crystal balls are for rookies...lolBones never lie.
Witch Doctor say Saban is a true winner and they best coach in college......until Witch Doctor stick this pin in his voodoo dolls heart one day real soon and mess up voodoo dolls hair...bwoohaaaaa. Witch Doctor say Butch is the man....and Witch Doctor add..smart hair for the coach on the go!Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor say wait a minute....Witch Doctor say clear formula for football sucess..Smart Quarterback, fast linebackers, everyone else as dumb as a box of rocks. Witch Doctor say look at Tebow for example...be sincere and stay away from Math bowls and everyone will love you..Witch Doctor say quick name 5 former past Vandy players ....Witch Doctor say exactly!Bones never lie.
in response to jakethevolguy: How about it Witchy, ya think you can work up some ju ju for this event?
How about it Witchy, ya think you can work up some ju ju for this event?
Witch Doctor say everyone attending needs to stare at his hair...Witch Doctor hear from a pretty good source he pretty touchy in the beauty salon he patronizes in Bamaville. lolBones never lie.*besides Witch Doctors strongest Voodoo not as strong as Sabans hair gel.
in response to BIVOLAR_BEARE: I think an Alabama grad invented vitamins in a liquid form. He knelt down and licked the iron deposits at the base of his well water.
I think an Alabama grad invented vitamins in a liquid form. He knelt down and licked the iron deposits at the base of his well water.
Witch Doctor chackle! lolBones never lie.
in response to Witch_Doctors: Lol. Witch Doctor guess the missing out on the Flintstone chewables too. Bones never lie.
in response to Witch_Doctors:
Lol. Witch Doctor guess the missing out on the Flintstone chewables too. Bones never lie.
*they missing out...BNL
in response to BIVOLAR_BEARE: Remember, bammer folk don't have any teeth. Grits and oatmeal are the primary cuisine to break their fast.
Remember, bammer folk don't have any teeth. Grits and oatmeal are the primary cuisine to break their fast.
in response to BIVOLAR_BEARE: Bwahahahahahaha!!
Bwahahahahahaha!!
Witch Doctor say they havent had their Pop Tart this morning it seems. Witch Doctor see Beare knocking trolls outta the park this morning too! lolBones never lie.
in response to trace5254: Yea right Butch...sure, your dream is really to be the HC at UT. You wanted to be a HC at any major school and you happen to get lucky and land at UT. When they run you off as they do everyone we will see how you feel. Sadly, your comments about "living my dream" proves you already have a Saban inferiority complex. Just when I almost want UT to become an average football team again I read "stuff" like this and hope this team stays down for another 10 years. Roll Tide!
in response to trace5254:
Yea right Butch...sure, your dream is really to be the HC at UT. You wanted to be a HC at any major school and you happen to get lucky and land at UT. When they run you off as they do everyone we will see how you feel. Sadly, your comments about "living my dream" proves you already have a Saban inferiority complex.
Just when I almost want UT to become an average football team again I read "stuff" like this and hope this team stays down for another 10 years.
Roll Tide!
Witch Doctor say in other news...."Jones non-comment hurts a Bammers feelings" Witch Doctor say Jones applying the Art of War...hurts feelings! Witch Doctor say Butch Rocks!Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor say Butch is a student of Sun Tzu's Art of War like Witch Doctor. Witch Doctor say excellent. Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor say or.......This team start building this season and at least get to a bowl game.Witch Doctor say then....New recruiting class starts building(Jalen Hurd looks like a Pro in those recent videos from Ohio..wow)and in a couple years we start competing again...Witch Doctor say this scenario is just as possible. Witch Doctor say Adams ok in Witch Doctors book, just fun to pick at..lolBones never lie.
Witch Doctor say that one hellacool name! Witch Doctor say sounds like spy name.Bones never lie.
in response to PHAT_VOL: First off I cant belive you of all people read something from Johnny Boy. I think people want John to be a fan. The only thing John is a fan of is John. Dooley, you could tell by just the look on his face when John was around, detested him. It was like OH NO its John again. So what do we have in John and Climer of the Tennessean? Shock reporting to sell adds. Kinda like Limbaugh and other shock radio jocks. Something to provoke a response mostly negative and rarely postive. Who remembers F.M. Williams? Who wrote for The Tennesean. He was a VOL fan and a very good objective reporter/writer. Where have people like him gone? So, we get what people want to read? Something that irritates or prodes. Or you can soft soak the reader or listener by telling them what he or she wants to hear. There are good writers around. Its just that they are hard to find these days.
in response to PHAT_VOL:
First off I cant belive you of all people read something from Johnny Boy. I think people want John to be a fan. The only thing John is a fan of is John. Dooley, you could tell by just the look on his face when John was around, detested him. It was like OH NO its John again. So what do we have in John and Climer of the Tennessean? Shock reporting to sell adds. Kinda like Limbaugh and other shock radio jocks. Something to provoke a response mostly negative and rarely postive. Who remembers F.M. Williams? Who wrote for The Tennesean. He was a VOL fan and a very good objective reporter/writer. Where have people like him gone? So, we get what people want to read? Something that irritates or prodes. Or you can soft soak the reader or listener by telling them what he or she wants to hear. There are good writers around. Its just that they are hard to find these days.
Witch Doctor hear on a dark stormy night you can hear Adams chackling ringing up and down the halls at KNS as he types these...Witch Doctor say lets not forget the key point...hes a Bammer and they got no sense. Witch Doctor say Jesus loves them cause no one else does. Jesus tell Witch Doctor only a little bit...lolBones never lie.
in response to Henley-Street-Bridge: I predict Austin Peay looses on the road in Knoxville. I also predict that Jim Haslam of Pilot gets convicted of Fraud.
in response to Henley-Street-Bridge:
I predict Austin Peay looses on the road in Knoxville. I also predict that Jim Haslam of Pilot gets convicted of Fraud.
Witch Doctor say pretty good stuff!, Witch Doctor throw bones and bones say SHOULD be convicted BUT he escapes prosecution because he will negotiate with the Gov. and promise a really good deal on their diesel plan. Witch Doctor say oh that JIMMY!Bones never lie.
in response to voloffaith: Witch_Doctors 2010 vs O_W_D since April 2013. Case closed on who is the real deal here.....we had this problem a while back with a chomper fan adding a Z to distinguish. We caught on to him and we have caught on to this imposter of un-creativity. On topic, If Barton gets in we will have another weapon in the arsenal that will have to be respected.
in response to voloffaith:
Witch_Doctors 2010 vs O_W_D since April 2013. Case closed on who is the real deal here.....we had this problem a while back with a chomper fan adding a Z to distinguish. We caught on to him and we have caught on to this imposter of un-creativity.
On topic, If Barton gets in we will have another weapon in the arsenal that will have to be respected.
Witch Doctor says thx. Witch Doctor not seen Z on here in awhile? Witch Doctor know his mean streak(lol) cant stay away long. Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor say what you want, Witch Doctor really starting to believe Adams likes hurting us! Witch Doctor say thanks John!Bones never lie.
in response to Witch_Doctors: Witch Doctor say if this board was limited to JUST UT grads(Witch Doctor clearly didnt have the grades to enroll)there would only be three or four of you on here. Witch Doctor say if only grads were allowed to go to the games..well. Witch Doctors first football game was take by his mother..a PROUD UT grad that attended games up to few years ago. Witch Doctors proud Tennessean and Vol fan..and a Buc alum. Witch Doctor say ask Kenny Chesney!lol Witch Doctor Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor say if this board was limited to JUST UT grads(Witch Doctor clearly didnt have the grades to enroll)there would only be three or four of you on here. Witch Doctor say if only grads were allowed to go to the games..well. Witch Doctors first football game was take by his mother..a PROUD UT grad that attended games up to few years ago. Witch Doctors proud Tennessean and Vol fan..and a Buc alum. Witch Doctor say ask Kenny Chesney!lol Witch Doctor Bones never lie.
*Witch Doctor added and extra "Witch Doctor" there at end? Witch Doctor off today and magic herb been talking!BNL
in response to voloffaith: Interesting that 4 out of 5 posters,all regulars on here, are not UT grads,but proud Buccaneers from ETSU. Not a problem, but many cry from time to time that fans on here aren't UT grads. Wonder how many more of you proud folks from school in East Tennessee. Congrats to him for taking a bold STEPP.
Interesting that 4 out of 5 posters,all regulars on here, are not UT grads,but proud Buccaneers from ETSU. Not a problem, but many cry from time to time that fans on here aren't UT grads. Wonder how many more of you proud folks from school in East Tennessee. Congrats to him for taking a bold STEPP.
in response to volinlouisvilleky: Same here...Go Bucs!
in response to volinlouisvilleky:
Same here...Go Bucs!
Witch Doctor love ETSU but they no lova Witch Doctor. Witch Doctor think they should forget about those parking tickets because Witch Doctor has moved on, so should they. hehe Bones never lie.
in response to Original_Witch_Doctor: Witch Doctor says it is going to be a great year. VOL Nation ready to support this team. Bones never lie.
in response to Original_Witch_Doctor:
Witch Doctor says it is going to be a great year. VOL Nation ready to support this team. Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor say how does it feel to be so inferior a person you cant even post without copying the one and only me?Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor all Vol..but gotta root for the ole Alma Mater on this one. Go Bucs!Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor say thanks for letting us know her friends arent crazy either! Witch Doctor say this the kind of stupid friends Witch Doctor have! Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor say its shorty, catchy, and easy to remember. Witch Doctor say if Jones wants to end HIS sentences with "Bones never lie." Witch Doctor wouldnt mind. Bones never lie.
in response to SouthPaVol: W-D, one of my favorite players as well. JR has heart, and a nice pull-up jump shot.
in response to SouthPaVol:
W-D, one of my favorite players as well. JR has heart, and a nice pull-up jump shot.
Witch Doctor believe we still havent seen his best game. Witch Doctor say he is all Vol for sure.Bones never lie.
in response to orangecountyvols: Vol fans, Let's get behind the Lady Vols tonight and root them on to victory. They are focused and have great composure. If we should run into Oklahoma in the series, how that plays out remains to be seen. What has happened to Oklahoma City is really tragic. That's one thing the Sooners have going for them, the overwhelming attention people have given the city and the state, deservedly so. Still, the Tennessee girls cannot let compassion get in the way of our goal. Btw, the Witch Doctor vs "Original Witch Doctor" thingy..........note Witch Doctor has been here with this familiar name, since 10-06-2010.The other W D just joined recently in 2013. That speaks for who is the real W D, the one we've enjoyed with his humor and knowledge for a long time..............not the impostor. Go Lady Vols !
in response to orangecountyvols:
Vol fans,
Let's get behind the Lady Vols tonight and root them on to victory. They are focused and have great composure. If we should run into Oklahoma in the series, how that plays out remains to be seen. What has happened to Oklahoma City is really tragic. That's one thing the Sooners have going for them, the overwhelming attention people have given the city and the state, deservedly so. Still, the Tennessee girls cannot let compassion get in the way of our goal.
Btw, the Witch Doctor vs "Original Witch Doctor" thingy..........note Witch Doctor has been here with this familiar name, since 10-06-2010.The other W D just joined recently in 2013. That speaks for who is the real W D, the one we've enjoyed with his humor and knowledge for a long time..............not the impostor.
Go Lady Vols !
Witch Doctor smile. thxBones never lie.
in response to manoffewwords: Will the real witch doctor please stand up.
in response to manoffewwords:
Will the real witch doctor please stand up.
Witch Doctor smack you in head with Bone. lolBones never lie.
in response to Original_Witch_Doctor: Witch Doctor says that Washington defense was as tough as some week old chicken I ate yesterday.Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor says that Washington defense was as tough as some week old chicken I ate yesterday.Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor say how does it feel to never be me? Witch Doctor say you now have moved into stage two..denial, Witch Doctor really enjoy this part. lolBones never lie.
in response to crmcm44#321757: If you are correct about the talent level being as high or higher then you should acknowledge that coaching is nowhere near the same level.
in response to crmcm44#321757:
If you are correct about the talent level being as high or higher then you should acknowledge that coaching is nowhere near the same level.
Witch Doctor agree and Pearl a better salesman of the program..kinda like Butch is doing. Witch Doctor say with that said, we all hate it but its gone so might as well get on the future train my friend as we all on it.(Witch Doctor say download "Yesterdays gone" by the Fleet Mac, pop own a cold drink and let it ride. lolBones never lie.*cant judge Martin by Pearl..not fair to him, Witch Doctor say if he can get consistent winning and taking us somewhere in the tourney year in and out..Im all aboard.
Witch Doctor say one route or another Martin has found a way to keep the talent level as high, if not higher than Pearls. Witch Doctor say now match the wins and get team deep into NCAA and the "Pearl returning"talk stops Bones say...Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor agree with rclarkvols. Witch Doctor say hes become one of Witch Doctors favorite players...loves the college experience, leaves it all on the court and takes this opportunity to serve. Witch Doctor say Martin struck gold with JR.Bones never lie.
in response to lemme_axya_this: I wonder if this "ghost" is the same dude who couldn't get any traction as "Original Witch Doctor". They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. They/he remind me of one of those "tribute bands".
in response to lemme_axya_this:
I wonder if this "ghost" is the same dude who couldn't get any traction as "Original Witch Doctor". They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. They/he remind me of one of those "tribute bands".
Witch Doctor did notice his post had huge smell of hurt feelings..Witch Doctor think it cute when they have to chase you down to tell you how great they are! lolBones never lie.
in response to allvol8: Lol WD....you are a hoot;)
in response to allvol8:
Lol WD....you are a hoot;)
Witch Doctor say thanks. lolBNL
in response to Ghost_Of_Neyland: Ghost say Witch Doctor wouldn't know good time if it sat on Witch Doctor face.Ectoplasms never lie.
in response to Ghost_Of_Neyland:
Ghost say Witch Doctor wouldn't know good time if it sat on Witch Doctor face.Ectoplasms never lie.
Witch Doctor say sorry..Witch Doctor not into your fantasies. Witch Doctor thought you were so superior you could ignore..its ok, you can be a fan!Bones never lie.Witch Doctor back to ignoring..your post make Witch Doctor sleepy..
in response to MooseandSquirrelVol: Witch Doctor must've got to tokin' "magic herb" and got his "Go Vols" dance mixed up with his "rain" dance.
in response to MooseandSquirrelVol:
Witch Doctor must've got to tokin' "magic herb" and got his "Go Vols" dance mixed up with his "rain" dance.
Witch Doctor wife kept looking at Witch Doctors belly during dance and get self conscience. Witch Doctor say just a couple hip thrust difference between bad weather and good time.Bones never lie.
in response to Ghost_Of_Neyland: Ghost say go burn another. Ghost say, for the damage that's been done, a few more wouldn't hurt.Ectoplasms never lie.
Ghost say go burn another. Ghost say, for the damage that's been done, a few more wouldn't hurt.Ectoplasms never lie.
Witch Doctor say rookie dont understand detachment..Witch Doctor really dont care. Witch Doctor thought your superiority could make you ignore? ..thanks!Bones never lie.Witch Doctor yawn at weak attempts...well beneath my standards
in response to Ghost_Of_Neyland: Ghost say "Cowboy and Indian" stories are for the sole purpose of entertaining the naive or adolescent. Ectoplasms never lie.
Ghost say "Cowboy and Indian" stories are for the sole purpose of entertaining the naive or adolescent. Ectoplasms never lie.
Witch Doctor say then you have every right to not read anything I post..Witch Doctor say use the ignore feature and stay away...Witch Doctor say easy...promise not to read of be interested in any of yours..yawnBones never lie.buh-bye!
in response to Ghost_Of_Neyland: Ghost never been to insane asylum. Ghost say 99% who frequent this site should, though.Ectoplasms never lie.
Ghost never been to insane asylum. Ghost say 99% who frequent this site should, though.Ectoplasms never lie.
Witch Doctor say its not too bad..even the Indians wouldn't kill the crazy ones..we too much fun.Bones never lie.
Witch Doctor agree with others on here, Nashville is the smartest choice and if people whom actually come to these games were polled...it would be hands down Nashville.Bones never lie.*SEC people in charge overthink everything
in response to Ghost_Of_Neyland: Ghost say cartoons are bad for mental development. Ghost say when you get mired, not even the heftiest of backhoes can dig you out.Ectoplasms never lie.
Ghost say cartoons are bad for mental development. Ghost say when you get mired, not even the heftiest of backhoes can dig you out.Ectoplasms never lie.
Witch Doctor still watch cartoons!. Witch Doctor say the magic herb helps heal Witch Doctor. heheBones never lie.
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